Early sexualization, anorexia, and obesity
Some troubling things I've seen lately:1. A squirrel peeing on the neighbor's roof
2. Crows copulating, on the sidewalk, in broad daylight
3. A chihuahua that was approximately the same size as a woman's size-5 shoe
4. Two very large tabby cats with most of their fur shaved off
The only conclusion I can draw from these events are: the animals are watching television, and it's Britney Spears' fault.


1 Comments:
which, if any, were going commando?
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